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Why are scabs itchy?

I cut myself speed shaving my legs (surprise, surprise) and the scab is brutally itchy. According to the majority on Yahoo!Answers, “itching is a sign of healing.” This common knowledge is exactly what I’d like to kvetch about.
There is something so irritating about the fact that in order to heal properly (without scaring), you must [...]

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Someone tell me how to get my hands on one of those SARS masks. No, seriously. I am terrified of swine flu.
The thought of a fatal influenza wrapping it’s hands around the neck of Mexico City, traveling undetected to a high school in Queens, percolating in the air on thisĀ  too-hot night, and eventually finding [...]

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I LOVE digging around in my ear with a Q-tip after a shower. Or not after a shower. Whenever. I can’t remember who but somebody once told me that when they were a young virgin they thought sex must be like sticking a q-tip in an ear. Well, no. But they were right to note [...]

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