Don’t forget how much I love ELLEN…

Ellen gets why Oprah sucks! Hell yeahhh

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When I was a kid we smoked cherry dutches and walked to school! (up hill both ways)

I wouldn’t call myself the flavored blunt’s biggest fan, but it’s a drag that Bloomie is outlawing that shit. All flavored tobacco, except menthol/ wintergreen, is now BANNED. Banned!

In other smoker oppression news,  NYU sent out a memo today announcing a plan to “expand the no smoking zone.” The memo proposes that cigarettes must be [...]

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give or take a night or two

I saw the Man himself, Leonard Cohen, at Madison Square Garden tonight. It ruled. I would mention highlights, but it was all one enormous highlight. It was nice to see such a huge show with an older crowd. By that I mean, almost everyone was in their 50s. And that was good because in the [...]

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A scared and lonely rider

In a halting, off-key voice, I sang Frank Sinatra’s version of “New York, New York” and described it as the story of a villager who tries to succeed in the city and support his family. I sang Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run” and described it as a portrayal of the struggles of average Americans.
If you [...]

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I ALWAYS spend valuable time creating playlists.

End of October already! It’s about time the procrastination posts start showing up on Heavy on the Seltz!
Here are some videos that fit in with my most recent playlist endeavor. Enjoy!
Dolly, Linda, Emmylou (Please note: Dolly’s nails)

Chet Atkins, Suzy Bogguss

Bonnie Raitt, Bruce Hornsby

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Wowee!

I like knowing exactly what I will be doing, seeing, and hearing September 22nd, 201o.
I am going to keep my ticket with my passport and social security card. Where are you keeping yours?

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