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MASTR B8
Side note: How annoying is it that before Dry Your Eyes on The Last Waltz Neil Diamond says, “I’m going to do one song for you, but I’m going to do it good.”
If I could fit I H8 NEIL DIAMOND on a license plate, I would get a vanity plate.

You might think the worst thing in the world is pickle juice in your eye, but I assure you that the worst thing is a Hummer with a vanity plate.
i was driving through north carolina the other day and i saw someone in a pick-up driving with their foot out the window and their license plate read “RDNGDRTY.” i was so impressed i took a picture of the scene with my cell phone; i’ll show it to you sometime if you’d like