Today…
1. I saw Janeane Garofalo on the West 10th street and flipped out because I was simultaneously speaking to Brittany on the phone for the first time in months. She (Brittany) is back from Cuba (apparently tanned) and maybe a communist. I’m going to lick your face when I see it, Brittany. Janeane Garofalo was very thin and smoking a cigarette. I kind of wish she was still grumpy and a bit pudgy, but idols fall, no?
2. I read SO MANY articles on homeless programs and policies in NYC.
3. I found a summer job. It’s kind of demanding and demoralizing, but what isn’t? (Non-Jews need not apply).
4. I bought tea around 2am from that hot beverage vending machine on LL1 of Bobst library. New low.
(Oh my god. I was just looking at the Jewish egg donor craigslist ad and a girl sitting at a near by computer totally saw and i’m so embarrassed. Jesus. New lows every second. This must be the moral of procrastination or something. Okay, lesson learned.)
kind of like when we were in the vietnamese restaurant and those women overheard us just as i was in the middle, i think, of saying “maybe the rash wasn’t CAUSED by exposure to dead flesh, but they FOUND traces of dead flesh in the rash!”