So Jenna Bush is getting married. Congratulations Jenna! That is a wedding party I’d like to go to. Imagine how rowdy everyone gets by the middle of the party when the entire family is shitfaced. Laura Bush might have to hold George’s hair back as he vomits, but I’m sure it will be a proud day.

let’s hop on a plane and crash that shit
After having watched that Bush video many times, I’m very conflicted. Who’s catering?