My idol. My inspiration.

From Martha Stewart’s Twitter:

 

just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm

 

sick.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the BEARCRAFT CARRIER at all times

My dear, dear friend BEARPLANE dropped album No.2. All climb aboard the BEARCRAFT CARRIER.

Download it for free HERE.

It takes courage to enjoy it

 

Also, watch this. Don’t ask questions.

We moonwalk the foxtrot then polka the salsa

Yellow Man In Timbucktoo…Color For Both Me And You…Kung Fu Fighting Dancing Queen…Tribal Spaceman And All That’s Inbetween…

No. These are not the words to a psychedelic folk rock song. Are you shocked to find out this is a verse from Spice Up Your Life, the 1997 smash hit by the Spice Girls? I watched the video and it sparked my interest. The wikipedia article is so weird. Read it and let me know if you agree, or if I’m just being a bone head.

Bruce should cover this song

Not because there is a single thing wrong with Waits’ version, but because it would totally rock. It sort of sounds like a Bruce song to me.

Knock Knock, who’s there?

Pizza spot, 1st Ave and 14th St (NOT Hot & Crusty, the other one):

Pizza man: Who are you? Bob Dylan, 1975, Rolling Thunder Revue?

Me: Shut the fuck up!

P-Man: You look just like him. I’m a huge Dylan fan.

Me: You are the ONLY person tonight to know that and it made my fucking night!

The night itself wasn’t that great, but dressing up like 1975 Bob Dylan was totally awesome. And that za slice ruled.